Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner. How does every Afghanistan joke start? By looking over your shoulder. Whats the difference between a smart Afghan and a unicorn? Nothing, they're both fictional characters Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Afghan beauty contest? What do you call a reflective Afghan girl? Why wasn't Jesus born in Afghanistan? He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. What do you call a building full of Afghans?
Why doesn't Osama go out drinking? Why should he when he can get bombed at home? They both can look out of their window and see rubble! What did the Afghan train conductor say? What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Afghanistan? You shout out, "B" Q: A rich Afghani, a poor Afghani, and Santa Claus all jump off a building, which one will hit the ground first?
The poor Afghani, the other two don't exist Q: What do you call an Afghan who owns a camel and a goat? What do you call an Afghan who owns 6 goats? What do you call an evil Afghani?
Mu Ha Ha Ha Med. Who is an Afghan Hero? He's the one that waited thirty seconds before he surrendered. How do you play Taliban bingo?
How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone? Both may look out their windows and see Rubble. What do you call 4 afghani women in a sauna. Gorilla's in the mist. What is the Taliban's national bird? What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? What does Osama bin laden and General Custer have in common? They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from! Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
Because the camels can't handle it. What's the five-day forecast for Afghanistan? Why did Bin Ladin stop having sex with his wife? Because everytime he would spread her legs he saw Bush!
Then, an Afghan and an American were both captured by Russian terrorists, and they asked if they had any last requests before they got their heads blown off. The American says, "can you play America the Beautiful one last time? The Afghani says, "can you shoot me before you play America the Beautiful? Forty replied the mullah.
The friend said but you said the samething two years ago! Yes replied the mullah, I always stand by what I have said. We'll Find You Someone Else. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm.
I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada. Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state. Please tell me more about this wall. So they decide to go to Devil who is the boss. They all have a couple of beers, and get to bragging. The American guy boasts, "I'm so lucky, I have 4 beautiful children, one more and I would have a basketball team. I have 8 children.
Just one more and I would have a baseball team.