Whether you got a lot or not dates , you'll get some grins. Links to lots more dating humor at the bottom. Share your own jokes and feedback in the Comment box. I need to date someone who doesn't communicate with me by rumor. A woman already knows.
I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose. First Date One hot summer night in , Steve had his first date with Susie.
He went to pick her up and her mom answered the door. She invited him in, and asked him what they planned to do on their date. She could probably screw all night. A few minutes later Susie came downstairs and they left on their date. About a half hour later Susie came running back in the house, her clothes disheveled, and yelled: This is stuff that works. I can guarantee it because I've used it for years. Whether you're looking for the woman of your dreams, or you've found the woman of of your dreams, you'll appreciate this.
Click here to read my review. The Perfect Date One day a perfect man and a perfect woman went out on a date. They had planned a perfect evening.
They wore their perfect clothes and drove a perfect car, and after a while they passed a stranger in distress. The stranger turned out to be Santa Claus, stranded with a bag of toys. They offered him a lift and started driving again.
Soon the weather got bad, driving conditions got nasty, and they had a bad accident. Only one of them survived. It was the perfect woman. Women, stop reading now. This explains the accident. Women's Dating Conversation Two single women meet for coffee. I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. If you can fake that, you're in. More One-Liners In my 20s someone told me that each person has not one but 30 soul mates walking the earth.
Her real self—her hopes and dreams, her fears and sorrows—will start to emerge, like a beautiful mosaic, on the second date. I hope to have one someday. When my friends asked me what he was like, I said he suffers from premature interjection.