But eventually, those kinds of secrets require a credit card we've heard. To find free help for enhancing your body parts -- and we do mean all body parts -- once again Yahoo Answers comes to the rescue. Answers It ain't all about dicks. Most questions do revolve around the fun zones, but hint at a sad history in which the askers are clearly innocent folks who weren't taught what they need to know. Look, there are numerous critics of the way sex ed works in this country, and most of them tend to forget that sex ed isn't just about sex, but also about the numerous changes a person's body will go through in puberty.
So when the system fails our minors, they have no choice but to turn to the sages from Yahoo Answers for their Q's about enlarging their boobs or penis. Sorry kid, olive oil barely does anything for chicken breasts.
Continue Reading Below Advertisement But no body part is safe from these insecurities. It seems that many teens worry their bodies won't grow on their own, but need a helping hand.
Kids are worrying about everything from teeth growth affecting their braces, to eyebrow growth , to bicep growth. Let's hope Yahoo Answers is as ineffectual as it seems, because if these kids ever get their wish, there are going to be some fucked-up Cronenbergian humans milling around in a few years.
But also some pretty cool dudes. It should come as no surprise that Yahoo, with its terrifyingly bad security , has gotten the conspiracy bug. And as Yahoo's crotch, Yahoo Answers seems to be taking the brunt of the infection. There's little rhyme or reason to it, but it seems that there's more than one person spreading similar stuff. They start with some wildly unnecessary explanation of how to make the Christian Sign of the Cross , decry a bunch of other religions , and then proceed to describe a whole bunch of Russian Orthodox gibberish that would make even Vladimir Putin roll his eyes.
Answers Jesus is cool and all, but if it comes down to it, we're following the flying man with laser eyes. That screencap is from one guy who has been at this shit for years. He started off with small paragraphs like the one up there, but over time, his madness has grown. And over time , he's even added sources and tacked them onto the bottom of his "answers. So thanks for running the asylum, Yahoo Answers. Isaac never wants to have to take a screengrab again.
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