He's just a kid. Is it 'cause I danced with him? Danced with is a pretty loose term. Mated with might be a little closer.
Don't you think you're being a little unfair? It was one little dance, which I only did to make you crazy, by the way. I am not jealous. What, vampires don't get jealous?
Whenever we fight you always bring up the vampire thing. Sorry, but I'm an old fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies. So, both coffins are empty. That makes three girls signed up for the army of zombies. Is it an army if you just have three? Zombie drill team then.
I don't get it. Why would anybody wanna make a girl? The things we do for love. Love has nothing to do with this. Maybe not, but I'll tell you this: People want the dream. What they can't have. The more unattainable, the more attractive. Well, I guess that makes it official. Hell, even the school librarian sees more action than me. You ever think that the world is a giant game of musical chairs, and the music's stopped and we're the only ones who don't have a chair?
I just wanted to thank you for saving my life. What you did in there was really brave and heroic, and I just wanted to tell you if there was anything that I could ever do to Wondering why we never get dates. Yeah, so why do you think that is? This weekend, the night of St. Vigeous, our power shall be at its peak. When I kill her, it'll be the greatest event since the crucifixion. And I should know. If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion actually was there, it would've been like Woodstock.
I oughta rip your throat out. I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person, and then I spent the next six hours watching my hand move You're that Anointed guy. I read about you. You've got Slayer problems. That's a bad piece of luck. Do you know what I find works real good with Slayers? Yeah, I did a couple Slayers in my time.
I don't like to brag I love to brag! We were at the Bronze before. Thought you said you might show. You said you weren't sure if you were going. I was being cool. C'mon, you've been dating for, what, like, two hundred years?
You don't know what a girl means when she says maybe she'll show? Two centuries of dating. If you only had two a year, that's still like dates with different I taught you to always guard your perimeter. I'm surrounded by idiots. What's new with you? Come up against this slayer yet? Not too bright, though. Gave her the puppy dog "I'm all tortured" act.
Keeps her off my back when I feed. People still fall for that Anne Rice routine? You think you can fool me?! You were my sire, man! Man, I can't believe this.
This isn't a spectator sport! Do we really need weapons for this? I just like them, they make me feel all manly. The last Slayer I killed - she begged for her life. You don't strike me as the begging kind. You shouldn't have come here. I've messed up your doilies and stuff. But I just got so bored! I'll tell you what. As a personal favor from me to you, I'll make it quick. It won't hurt a bit.
It's gonna hurt a lot. Inca Mummy Girl [2. You have responsibilities that other girls do not. I know this one! Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah blah biddy blah, I'm so stuffy, give me a scone. It's as if you know me. What does a girl have to do to impress you? Well, it involves a feather boa and the theme to A Summer Place.
I can't discuss it here. You're too picky, man. Do you know how many girls you could have? You're lead guitar, Oz. You're just impressed by any pretty girl that can walk and talk. She doesn't have to talk. You are always thinking of others before yourself. You remind me of someone from very long ago.
They told her that she was the only one. That only she could defend her people from the nether world. Out of all the girls in her generation Do you know the story? She was sixteen, like us. She was offered as a sacrifice and went to her death.