This is where some very witty—and inspirational—dating quotes come in handy. You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I live in the realm of romantic possibility. Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. I think more dating stuff is scheduling.
I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else. Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all. I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend. To find a prince, you gotta kiss some toads. I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people in general.
Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. Well, dating has become a sport and not about finding the person you love. My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. I have an urge to communicate. Dating is kind of hard. Like dinner or something like that. Like a forced awkward situation is very strange. Especially for me, for some reason. Dating is really hard because everyone puts on a front. Mary Tyler Moore was a working woman whose story lines were not always about dating and men.
They were about work friendships and relationships, which is what I feel my adult life has mostly been about. Dating is different when you get older. Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me.