Your word, Negative One. I shall give my answer, if I may, in the form of a joke. This is most irregular What do you call Negative One sitting alone in an empty room? I don't know, what do you call Negative One sitting alone in an empty room? Yes, that is a word! And the joke does make sense! The simple answer is, we don't know. Or at least we didn't know until now.
Hello, I'm Douglas Reynholm, and I'm not a scientist, but I do have a better understanding of what space is than any scientist living today. Where did I gain these insights? From this man, the founder of Spaceology. In other words, when it comes to space, he's the man with his head screwed on tight. This is what he told me when I met him on holiday two weeks ago. Space is invisible mind dust, and stars are but wishes. I mean, think about that! That means every star you can see in the night sky is a wish that has come true.
And they've come true because of something he calls Spacestar Ordering. Spacestar Ordering is based on the twin scientific principles of star maths and wishy thinking. If you'd like to know more, there are thousands of Spaceology centres all over the UK. If that doesn't convince you, well, then, maybe you just don't deserve to get what you want.
You're a genius, Ray! Love the special effects! How did you do that thing where I'm spinning around? Well, in that bit, you're actually spinning around. I'm going to go dance at the front. Aren't you a bit old for the front?
Good for you, mate! Italian for Beginners [4. There was a fire I've never seen one in the wild before. Where did you come from, fella, huh? Where 'd ya come from? Can we keep him, Roy? Only if he doesn't belong to anyone. Someone told me I need a browser on my computer. Could you install one, please? You don't have a browser on your comput- [notices a chiming noise] What is - what is that sound?
Is that coming from your laptop? It's not supposed to sound like I have it how I like it. If this was a human being, I'd shoot it in the face. What kind of operating system does it use? We're going to die! They explode suddenly, and unexpectedly. They are filled with the capacity to give me a little fright, and I find that unbearable. Reynholm v Reynholm [4. When I was eleven I broke the patio window and my mother sued me She's always been a very aggressive litigator.
Two hundred and twelve million quid? You can't be serious! Oh, we're quite serious, Mr Reynholm. But that's enough to bring Reynholm Industries to its knees! Bloody blast, this is up my arse! That is the amount, it is not up for negotiation. Balls from hell, you shit-twins! Bollocks to be telling me to calm down, my old chap.
She wants titty million quid and you tell me to calm down! Mr Reynholm, are you ready to start your cross-examination of Mrs. I am, your honour, but rest assured, it will a normal examination. I am not in any way cross. Reynholm, we have already established that.
Might I suggest that you try less to do an impression of a lawyer you once saw on television and make your case as simply as you possibly can. Wise words, my learned lud. Your name is Maurice Moss, is it not? That's electric, there's electric in there, got a shock. Sorry, yeah, sorry, um, my mother sued me. Just relax, take your time and answer the questions as clearly as you can.
Thank you, my love. No further questions, my lord. Series [ edit ] The Internet is Coming [ I've just uploaded the second episode of my board games review show! Care to have a look. Seems like only yesterday, we had to sit through the last one. I thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something. Douglas [laughs] Book recommendation? I can't - how am I supposed to drink - it looks like he milked a cow over it!
Because he's too small Jen. He's clearly too small to be a barista! You're being a bit of a small-person-racist Roy. That's not a thing. What's your beef with the homeless? I don't have any homeless beef. Ah, so it's women you hate! Well, that I can understand. Wait, you record our emails and tape our phone calls? Alright, dry your eyes Bono. If you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to fear. I would never throw coffee over a homeless woman. And I would never abuse a small person.
Certainly not enough to make a van with tits hit him. I sort of did my one too. It's frustrating that we did both of our things. Alright, I was young once. But if this got out it could deeply damage Reynholm Industries ability to make that product that we make. What the hell were you thinking? I told you to keep a low profile and you do it again! No, no, no, no, no, it's new footage, Mr Reynholm.
Reynholm Industries has a reputation to uphold.