You don't live here. Girl - 4 mins later: If you bring me some shrimp vermicelli with extra veggies and a shit ton of sriacha ill trade you. Girl - 3 mins later: I love vermicelli Me - 4 mins later: That I could make anytime..
You are quite demanding lady I don't even know how you look like Girl - 3 mins later: And this is my fault?
That's what Hispanic women are, demanding, crazy, loud, brash, loud.. Me - 1 min later: You got me at crazy and loud The rest kinda fade out lol Girl: If you can tease like that, send me your pix Girl - 3 mins later: That's being retarded sir. My apology for using such a wrong word my lady Girl - 1 min later: Whatever, just don't let it happen again. You should punish me What do they hit you with In the mother land? Handcuff me and start whipping Girl: There you go again, caning!
That's how I like to be punished Girl - 1 min later: You kinky ass chino! I take it as a compliment Girl - 1 min later: Did you get the pics? I like the second one Me: Nice tattoo Girl - 1 min later: The flower I drew, or the roman numerals? Is that the only one u have? Nah I got 5 and 3 facial piercings Me: Show me Girl - 10 mins later: You can see one of them other should Girl: Er Me - 1 min later: You can see the other tattoo on my other shoulder and the piercings in my face Me: I saw only one Me - 7 mins later: What does it mean?
I'm sorry to hear!! Girl - 1 min later: Isa is my nickname, and the last one is just a tiny set of angel wings like the kewpie doll Me: Seems like you should attach a lil description along with your tattoo for me lol Me: She ended up hitting a tree to avoid hitting the person driving in front of her and died on impact Girl - 1 min later: Its almost 2 years now Me: Doesn't sound right at all Girl: To avoid hitting the person driving in front of her she over corrected and hit a tree Me - 1 min later: I see Girl - 2 mins later: She left a little girl behind Girl: She left a little girl behind Me: Who looking after the lil one now?
Girl - 2 mins later: I helped my mom fight for custody and i help her Me: Very nice of you and your mom: Watching her is nothing new, I've been looking after her and my other niece since they were born.
We don't do babysitters. Babysitter could be a pain in the ass Girl - 1 min later: You can't trust anyone with your kids Girl: Do you have any? No I just happen talk to quite a few married women lol Girl - 1 min later: I don't bark up them trees Me: Loll can't believe you have an impression I'm married This is too good Girl - 1 min later: I didn't say I thought you were married Girl: Im saying I don't mess with the once married.
It still funny lol That the last thing cross my mind babe Girl - 1 min later: I had a bad experience with a guy I was dating who was going though a divorce and had a kid. Sealed the deal forever. You think I used to be married Me: Now its understandable Girl - 5 mins later: You sure did lol Girl - 1 min later: You're shit out of luck mate, I only got homeless pics Me: Yes chino, im at home looking crummier than a biscuit.
I really am horrible about being slightly girls most of the time: I'm about to go work out Me - 2 mins later: I might go to soon, gotta wake up early. But send me your shower pix after finishing working out I wanna start off my morning right lol Girl - 2 mins later: I thought we agree you would send your sower pix Girl - 2 hrs 5 mins later: We is the wrong people Girl - 10 hrs 18 mins later: Its been boring as fuck Girl - 9 mins later: I've been home all day.
There's nothing to do. I've been making spread sheets for the nutritional info for the ingredients and protein bars I made Girl - 3 mins later: Not until this weekend Girl - 5 mins later: You go to the gator school or just live there?
What is your major? I have selective memory Girl - 1 min later: I never had sex with a chino Girl - 2 mins later: What were you talking about? Girl - 22 mins later: I use it as a term of endearment, not an insult Me - 34 mins later: Come down here tmrw, I wanna taste your homemade protein bar Girl - 2 mins later: The chocolate ones are dry as shit Me: Bring me the less dry ones then lol Girl: And the pumpkin ones don't have enough stevia: Hmm, that still better than being adey Me: They're alright, just dense Me - 2 mins later: I want it Girl - 8 mins later: Haha Girl - 16 hrs 49 mins later: