Bad habits are FAR from cute His 'cute' obsession with milk turns into the bane of your life. You're best friends You know you're best friends when you finish each other's sentences and have so many inside jokes that people think you're the 'weird couple'. Trying to impress isn't a priority anymore The courting's over ladies! Dressing to impress, wearing perfume and matching undies - yeah that only happens on special occasions now. Teeth checking You need to know if you have food in your teeth and you're not afraid to ask him.
Foreplay is non-existent You'd think once taught never forgotten, right? Who are we kidding - he'll never stop trying to bypass foreplay! And they wonder why we fake it sometimes. Open door bathroom policy Peeing in front of each other? Your bathroom time is far from 'private' anymore He knows his mom pushes your buttons You hate it when she treats him like a ten-year-old.
He's a MAN, can't you see that? Furious eyes It's no joking matter, all you have to do is give him 'the look' and he'll know where he stands.
Don't mess with me. Nights out become nights in You both get lazy about going out. Ordering take out and a movie marathon of your choice is more of your thing now. In fact, you're basically the only friend each other has. Farting becomes funny You're both so comfortable that unleashing the odd fart isn't really that big of a deal any more.
You nag him about being romantic with you Lets just say if you forget to buy her flowers on Valentine's Day you're in for a BAD night. Post-sex cuddling isn't important anymore Gone are the days when you lay there wondering what he's thinking about and if he really enjoyed it.
The Voice starts in TEN. Time to call it quits Like most relationships, there comes a time when it's either make or break and the one year mark is one of them. If you've made it this far congratulations!